Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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