Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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