Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
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