How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Never joke about your clitoris.
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