You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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