i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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