I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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