gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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