You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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