don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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