Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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