i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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