I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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