Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
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He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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