So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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