i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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