Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
