I got chris browned last night
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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