these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Randomize
