Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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