i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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