Ambien. No doubt about it.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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