I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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