It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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