his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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