like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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