This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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