That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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