I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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