Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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