I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
He? As in you personified your dick?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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