problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
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