best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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