Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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