i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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