what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Randomize
