if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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