Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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