yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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