i barfeds in our rink
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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