i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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