Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Is Oprah even human
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
Randomize