how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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