Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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