Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Houston, we have a squirter
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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