so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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