new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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