I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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