He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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