your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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