called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
she pinky promised me she was 18
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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