So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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