Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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