Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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