didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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