i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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